I’m not a plant person. I mean, I eat them with glee. I’ve never met a green veggie I haven’t liked. But as a gardener, if I say “I kill cacti”, it tells you all you need to know.

I appreciate flowers, too. I guess. They’re pretty. But I’m not the kind of person who wants roses (I can think of about 100 better uses for the money and I’m not a floral scent kinda girl). Formal gardens– even informal gardens– rank right down there around muddy Civil War battlefields on my how-to-spend-a-day list. Actually, I enjoy a good poison garden, but there aren’t nearly enough of those around. So when my mother-in-law suggested that we go to Mount Usher Gardens in Ashford, I sighed. Inwardly. I love my m-i-l and enjoy the time we spend together, so I figured I’d take one for the Himself Family team, and go. Go we went, covering just about every inch of the 22 acres.

It was pretty terrific.

It was a lovely spring day, the pre-garden lunch was excellent and, best of all, there was something just….well, off enough about a lot of the plants that it made them very interesting and quirkily wonderful. For example:

There are countless rhododendrons in many varieties. A lot are in bloom right now. Yes, yes, very pretty. But I liked this one.

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The petals had fallen off, leaving stem clusters that looked like huge spiders.

 

There were palm trees that looked like the Lorax.

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And something that looked blood-spattered.

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This was just huge and weird.

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The pet cemetery was a little wild and sad.

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This California Dogwood, with the nearby Golden Poppies, made me think of home.

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And a cork tree, of course, made me think of Ferdinand, who liked to just sit and smell the flowers.

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Me? I’d rather sit and smell this.

IMG_0674It’s wild garlic and it was everywhere, cheerful and abundant and fragrant. Ferdinand can have his roses. I like my perfume to smell like dessert and my plants to smell like dinner.